The excitement of the holiday season in the country is certainly hard to beat....
New Year's Eve, Christmas snow was falling, the temps were hovering around zero, the traffic was doing a little less "zipping" than usual, when the car in question gave a lurch and everything came to an icy halt.
The festive (old, rusted) red hay wagon's back axle swung free onto the road as the back of the hay wagon hit the frozen pavement. The truck pulling the wagon came to a stop as driver and teenage boy leaped out to inspect the damage.
Cars came to a hesitant stop, drivers wondering just what to do or how to maneuver around such a monstrosity. One car parked protectively behind the frozen axle as the teenager struggled to wheel it back through the snow on the road's shoulder to where the wagon had come to rest. A cop car arrived, while traffic slowly funneled around the mess.
As it all happened, one thought popped into my mind: "This will all be funny in about an hour or two".
You see, we were pulling that hay wagon, country-bumpkins that we are......
We'd been waiting for our delivery of straw since well before the new calf was born (he's 6 weeks old now). I'd been buying 2 bales here, three bales there, at garden-store prices, waiting and making reminder requests for the promised delivery to make it's way from the barn where it was stored to our place, about 20 miles north.
The load was finally delivered two days before the "incident", just as the temperatures plummeted from what felt like summertime (an unexpected 46 degrees one day) to 20 degrees (with a below-zero windchill) by the following evening. We had struggled to unload our meager 50 bales of straw the day after delivery, as mustache-hairs froze to the condensation inside of our scarves, and fingertips seemed to freeze through the heaviest gloves. (The family thinks it hilariously funny that it was MY mustache-hairs that were freezing to the inside of MY scarf.....while Michael's clean-shaven face had no trouble at all). :)
We were determined to get the wagon out of our driveway, especially as snow started falling, and everything except the extreme cold seemed to be in our favor. Roads were passable, skies had been clear up until the snow started, there was no blustery wind, and we needed to go right past the farm where the wagon belonged.
So, Jeff hitched it up, we piled in the car, made it just past the "unincorporated Woodstock" border and into "Bull Valley" (about halfway between our driveway and the neighbor's driveway just south of us), when the Trailblazer gave a lurch that we weren't familiar with. It probably only took a split-second, but it seemed like a slow-motion eternity, as I looked into the passenger-side mirror and said, "Ummm, Jeff....., looks like the whole axle fell off." Understatement of the year.
Bouncing behind us on the road was the axle from the big hay wagon. Scraping behind us was the back end of that same wagon. We were almost too far past the neighbor's driveway to pull in.
While I talked to the policeman, who didn't really know what to advise us to do ("can't pull it onto private property, but can't drag it on the roadway or you'll be liable for any damage", as if we were going to drag it for 20 miles that way!), Jeff put the truck into reverse, scraped backward a foot or two, and then angled my Trailblazer (pulling the scraping metal frame of the wagon) into our neighbor's wide driveway. The cop was cringing the entire time. (Funny, he was only there until the Bull Valley cop came, because we were just past the "Bull Valley" border. Once the Bull Valley guy got there, he basically said "Got it off the roadway? That is all I need to know.")
I walked home to find the neighbor's phone number and write a note about how sorry and mortified I was that an old rusted hay wagon was parked on their driveway, missing an axle. Jeff and Michael worked to bring the axle close to where the wagon had come to rest. The cold continued to get worse as the pretty Christmas snow became more of a blizzard.
Just as soon as I tucked the note into the mailbox up by their front door, they pulled into the driveway.
Big grins split their faces, as they rolled down windows and said "We THOUGHT it was you when we were pulling in". Their grandson unbuckled and peered out at us from between the front seats. We shamefully told them the story. It didn't seem to faze them at all.
In fact, Bruce rather excitedly told us that he had a tractor big enough to lift the back end of the wagon and reattach the broken axle, and all of the equipment to weld pieces back together. Unfortunately, after a few phone calls to the owners of the wagon, we had to tell him that they wanted to come and fix it themselves. He did his best to hide the disappointment of the unexpected project that had slipped through his fingers. (Pieces of the axle were already warming up in the garage, in preparation for whatever he instinctively knew needed to be done).
Not to minimize our lack of neighborly interaction.....we haven't been very good at getting together with our new neighbors. I think we talked to them once when we first moved here, when they had a small tractor for sale. Again when I was wondering about getting cows, and I looked up their number and talked at length to Bruce, who used to work around dairy cows. Once more when Rocky the husky escaped, and Bruce and I got to talking for half an hour while the dog ran loose in the corn field and the boys panicked back at home. That's about it.
But Jeff and Michael worked with Bruce to prepare for the project that was not to be, and I sat and caught up with Becky about some recent heart-wrenching things that had happened. If the axle hadn't broken, we would have sailed right past like normal, me looking to see if their horses were out in the pasture, or waving if I saw them out by the mailbox.
Yes, we did laugh about the adventure, by the time we were done chatting.
I guess excitement in the country is all about:
A hay wagon that crashes to the road, with the axle bouncing merrily along behind it
The exciting prospect of a project that almost literally lands at your doorstep
Time with neighbors who you otherwise would have waved at time and again, but not gotten around to inviting over
A story that can be told over and over, with embellishments added each time, until it becomes larger than life.
For the record, this is the original version, at least from the passenger-side of it all. Ten years from now, sitting around our pasture-bonfire and swapping memories, let's see how different it all sounds!)
Happy New Year, everyone. And may all the axles stay on your hay wagons, all year long. :)
Laura
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