Once upon a time there was a spunky little goat... His baby photos caused a new farmer to fall in love with his crazy personality...
He was named after an ice cream flavor because of the chocolate, and caramel, and vanilla coloring of his crazy coat. Rocky Road.
He came to live at a small farm in Illinois, along with his friend, from the place they were born.
He was not a fainting goat, but just half fainter, and half Nigerian dwarf. This combination of genetics made him able to leap tall fences with a single bound. (Unlike the purebred fainting goats, who cannot even leap over a 30" tall hog panel of fencing and who willingly stay wherever I want them to stay...)
This little goat became an escape artist, and hopped the fence all the time, going wherever he wanted. He did so whenever we turned our backs. He leaped and twirled and schemed at every opportunity.
He did what he wanted, and went where he pleased. He ate the good hay that was supposed to be rationed out.
He left his friend with....gasp!...the young male sheep while he himself hung out with the flirtatious and tail-wagging female goats... (Luckily, it was his FRIEND who would sire babies, and he himself was, sadly, thankfully, unable to do so)...
He challenged the little farm dog, who challenged him right back and took great delight in making him jump back to where he belonged. But it wasn't enough for this overly confident goat to break all the rules and challenge the rule-enforcer.
He took over the flock of does (goats), ewes (sheep) and ewe lambs, and became a bully without his buck-friend to keep him in line.
He stood tall on cinder blocks, watching over "his" charges. He slept on the roof of the shelter, where none of the other sheep or goats were able to jump.
He started ramming sheep in the sides after a long day of grazing (full stomachs!), and was seen tossing young goats with his horns. (Yes, literally hooked one baby with a horn and tossed it a few feet into the air).
His time was up.
From an irresistibly adorable young ice cream flavor, to the brute of the barn yard, in the course of one year... Power and leaping ability had gone to his head.
I made an appointment with the butcher. And something came up sooner.
Friends were willing to help out, and had the experience necessary. I took them up on their offer. It needed to be done.
I did not feel one hint of remorse.
Arriving this morning, they got set up in the back of the pasture under a large tree.
I calmly walked into the middle of the sheep and goat flock, acting as if I was going for a different goat. Deftly, I caught the collar of Rocky Road and slipped a noose around his neck.
Happily, he trotted along, anticipating that he was the FIRST to be let out of the barn, the FIRST to be taken out to the pasture (bypassing the usual dry hay that I insist they fill their bellies with before they get any grass). His arrogance even then was astounding.
He was handled gently, led gently to the tree, and dispatched....as gently as possible.
A couple of hours later, the friends came to the door with a white bag full of our share of the meat.
I thought I would be sick, as the friend pulled out chunks of goat meat and enthusiastically explained the quality, the part of the goat it was from, the suggested way to cook it. Surprise! I wasn't sick. I was even a little bit interested.
I had to rinse the meat before chilling it. Surprise!! Not sick in the least. Kind of curious about the texture.
There was a little bit of hair on some of it. Surprise!!! I was OK. Picked off the hair and moved on with packaging...
All morning, I thought something was wrong with me. I didn't feel sad for him. I had no trouble putting the rope on him and leading him out.
He was not the first nuisance animal that we had to "dispatch", but he was the first one to meet his fate here. Maybe that made all the difference. He had lived a good life here, despite making other lives miserable. And he did not know that anything was different.
No crate to be loaded into, no car ride with panic setting in as he left familiar surroundings. He was at home, where he had relished his "freedom"...
I did not watch, did not listen to what was going on behind the barn. I did not help to dig the hole for the remains that were left after the event.
We did not have goat for dinner tonight.... But I AM thinking of a few recipes to try.
I AM grateful that the female goats and sheep were able to bed down tonight without trying to avoid a bully who could have injured any one of them with his forceful dominance.
I AM grateful that no more young kids (goat babies) will go sailing through the air when their only transgression was that they came too close to his royal majesty, as he stood with front hooves on a cinderblock and considered "his" domain.
I AM grateful that relative peace has once more been restored to the barnyard. The resident nanny goat will again take her rightful place as the flock bully, but it will not come close to what we saw from this particular wether.
We fed him for just over a year (a costly endeavor!), but he was never friendly, never going to stay within the fence I wanted him to be in, never going to follow the rules of being a good barnyard citizen. I tried to find a home for him, but when the best option fell through, it was not a moment of panic for his sake, but a moment of realization of what had to be done... Unlike Brock the mean ram (who I kept around for an extra full year before I could bear what fate was necessary), we did what needed to be done and did not second-guess how we could possibly DO such a thing.
He had never won my affection, apart from this adorably, cute and spunky photo of him as a young, gleeful kid. He WAS a young, gleeful kid. With a mind of his own.
I am sorry that we couldn't find a better placement for him, but surprisingly, I am not sorry that he is no longer out there in my barn or in my care.
Progress? Maybe. There was no hand-wringing or tears shed for an animal that made things difficult.
Rest in Peace, Rocky Road. Thank-you for the lessons you taught me, and the part of the farm experience that you joined us for.
Laura